theHUMOR

wah. my first post. should find something intresting huh ? hee. ya. actualy i got this stuck in my mind for about couple month ago. one of the reason i decided to have my own blog ( i used to have one but it floated no where. i dont know. haha ) it because i feel like sharing this with everyone's arround me. with who cares at least. ;)

note: will be so much rojak language in here because some of my stories need to use BM for make it just the way it is.

here the first story:
> syura, my bff. baby, syura's younger sister. theME, Nik Tina

* aku jumpa syura beberapa bulan lepas, aku ke rumah nya. lokasi kami pada waktu itu ialah bilik syura sendiri. selepas habis "gossiping" kami pun mula ketandusan idea sehingga tiba-tiba aku terlihat coretan di dinding. selepas meneliti tulisan itu, ia jelas tertulis... "alang bab*" HAH!

theME: eh, sape alang ? ape jadah tulis "alang bab*" kt dinding ?
Syura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. alang tu azwa la, (adik syura, kakak nya baby) baby la tu yg tulis. die marah kat azwa, aku pon kene gak. bile die marah, die tulis kt dinding. hair straighten aku hari tu kene gunting. haha
theME: laaaa. bahaye adek ko ni.
Syura: mak aku pon kene, tgk kt bilek mak aku.
..theME..speechless. ( ape yg baby tulis kt mak syura x dpt di beritahu ) sigh. haha

note: baby/10 tahun/kot la/comel.
               baby. insaf k. hahaha

next: still about baby, syura's younger sister.

tersebutlah kisah, mothers day and teachers day dah dekat time tu.

syura: ko tawu, ri tu baby nak kasik mak aku present tok mothers day. da tu die bagi hadiah n pembalut kat mak aku, soh mak aku bungkos. tu nak bg mak aku taw! haha
theME: erk! BAHAHAHA. kelaka dol! ^^ da tu
syura: da tu satu ari tu da nk teachers day, die amek hadiah yg die ksk mak aku yg die soh mak aku bungkos tu, bungkos balek bg kt teacher die.
theME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

note: aku da x leh bwat pape, gelak je time tu. kelaka kot. haish^^

// syura and baby. sorry kalau salah dari segi penceritaan, aku cerita dari segi igatan aku yang agak kusam ni. maafkan aku ye? ^^

3rd one: im a preschool teacher, yes i am! ^^

syahmina, one of my quiet student in class, clever also.
theME, teacher tina.

hari itu aku mengajar tentang haiwan di laut. lalu, di waktu "colouring", aku memberi setiap murid sehelai kertas yg tertera beberapa gambar haiwan di laut yg perlu mereka warnakan. ada ikan, ketam, sotong, tapak sulaiman.

note: kindergarten that i've been working is an english kindergarten, i use english for most of time in class.

theME: okay kids, u may start now. colour nicely okay.
kids: ok teacher.
( about 25minutes pass )
theME: kids, are you finish ?
kids: yeeeeessssssssssssssssssss.
theME: come, one by one, i need to check.

theME: whats this ? (while showing to the picture that they had colours)
kid 1,2,3 : fissshh. craaabbb. squiddd. star fishh.
theME: very good, sit down.
(after a few kids done with checking)
theME: what's this syahmina ?
Syahmina: fish.
theME: this one ?
Syahmina: crab.
theME: good, how bout this one?
Syahmina: squid teacher.
theME: yes, and last one is ?
Syahmina: honeystar. (its actualy star fish)
theME: ha ? HAHAHAHAHA. noooo dear, this is star fish, not honeystar! hahaha
Syahmina: oke, starfish. (muke x bersalah)

hahaha, moral of the story to parents. do explain that honeystar is a food. otherwise your kids will says everything in star shape is honeystar. hahaha

// sory for grammartical error, i aint perfect;)
thats all for now. enjoy!~ ^^